me: dad, im hungry
dad: oh hi hungry, im dad!
me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now.

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

(via trappedinsidethelabyrinth)

blackfashion:

Making an exception to the selfie rule. 

insomniacinseattle:

"do you speak african?"

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(via hockeydandy)

rakshas:

tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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(via markaylaa)

tigg00bitties:

im-a-walking-paradox:

rape culture simplified by Lil B

Lil B been the real MVP.
House phone: *rings*
Me: nah
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